USB Hub + Letter Opener + Alarm Clock

I saw this item that is available mid-July. A combination USB 4 port hub, Alarm Clock and Letter Opener.

I sat and pondered. Have I ever thought, darn, I don't have a letter opener. I wish my USB hub could open letters? And do I really need a clock attached to my computer that has a system clock that syncs with the atomic clock once a day? I guess my computer doesn't have an alarm clock in its standard configuration. Maybe I lack vision. I guess I will never strike it rich as an inventor.

I checked the website for this product and found other things on their upcoming products page. How about a combo USB hub, cheese grater and drink mixer?

Or the USB hub, toenail trimmer and personal groomer combo? I better pay more attention to my girlfriend. She was eyeing the USB hub and vibrator combo. Just kidding.

Here is the specs on the real item.

Features:

· 4 Port Hub, USB 2.0 compatible.

· Transfer speed up to 480 Mbps.

· Self-powered USB Hub, no adapter required.

· Plug & Play, no software required.

· Red LED indicator.

· Support Windows XP/2000/Me/98

· Letter Opener, cut automatically when the envelope touches the spring slice.

· 12/24 hour mode switch.

· "Bi Bi" alarm sounds around 30 seconds.

· Display "hour, minute", "second", "month and day".

· USB powered or 3 AA batteries.

· USB cable included

· Dimension: 96 mm x 82 mm x 65 mm

· Weight: 151gm